A person went to tell a joke: Knock knock! Who’s there? I don’t remember! (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now) I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow? -- You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Fuck me right in the balls u dirty cow
What do big fat Male cows have?
MOOBS
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house
Moo mooo moooooooo(screaming)
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and released his cow was gone.
Biggest chungus to the rescue fat bitches
yo mama so fat. COW
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer
You You Your the cow
have u ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be excepted to “my 600lb life” they need a higher ranking one
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? because I wrote this in america
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand. And he said to the man Running the stand Hey Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?
What did the indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything
What happens when a cow masturbates? Beef Jerky
hahahahahahah im dyingw [weurdpoighv :::::::))))))))))) !!!!!!!!!!:@]a[oieurg
Meow meow im a cow and i like cum cum cum
