Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
Old Mother Riley and the Cow
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! This joke is all about Old Mother Riley, who's as dumb as a stump. She's tryin' to milk a cow but ain't got a clue how. She's pullin' on the wrong parts and ends up covered in... well, you know. It's funny 'cause she's so clueless and messy. And you know what? You probably wouldn't know how to milk a cow either, ya city slicker!
Kennyc
I heard it slightly different:
Old Mother Riley she had a fat cow She tried to milk it but didn't know how She got hold of its tail instead of its tit And Old Mother Riley was covered in s**t
AA-nonymous
Old mother Riley had a fat cow To milk it, To milk it She didn’t know how She pulled on its tail instead of its tit Old mother Riley was covered in s**t