Cow

Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”

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teacher: ''kids what does the chicken give you''?.

students: ''meat''.

teacher: ''very good now what does the pig give you''?

students: ''bacon''.

teacher: ''and finally what does the fat cow give you''?

one of the students: ''homework''!

What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?

LEAN BEEF!

Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?

Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.