Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldnât see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? âIâm looking for the man who shot my paw!â
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
Whatâs red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
Whatâs the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
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What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldnât find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? Itâs either one or the udder.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
