How do you fuck a cow? Find the nearest karen
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-od.
yo mamma
What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”
How do u count cows with a cowculater
What do you call a cow in a moving van
A: a mooving cow
What does the Cow say to the spy? Are you udder cover
teacher: ''kids what does the chicken give you''?.
students: ''meat''.
teacher: ''very good now what does the pig give you''?
students: ''bacon''.
teacher: ''and finally what does the fat cow give you''?
one of the students: ''homework''!
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
What do you call a herd of cows mastrabating? Beef Strokin' off
Why did the cow lick your mum Coz she had a cream pie
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
where do cows stop to drink? the milky way!
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake
What do you call a cow with no legs? Disabled.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other "I'm cold. Are you cold?" The other cow says "Yeah I'm Fresian".
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.