Cow jokes
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
I give homework.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.