Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence
Udder destruction
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious
what kind of udder likes mcdonald’s udderly unhealthy
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What happens when a Cow Farm gets destroyed, then built up again? It'll be udder renovation!
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
I got udder jokes too
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What do you get when a cow doesn't give anymore milk?
A milk dud 😂
Who did the cow 🐄 want to hang with?
The udders
Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
A farm full of cows were bombed and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull ? It’s either one or the udder
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Q:what do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!!!!
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder in stead of being breastfeed because they are too short
