Udder jokes
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
I got udder jokes too.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
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What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.