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Lean and Ground Beef

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Hey, listen up, buttercup! So, a cow with two legs is "lean beef" because it's, like, thinner, right? And a cow with no legs is "ground beef" because it's been, uh, grounded. Get it? I am a bear.

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    • Comments (22)

    • I love these jokes but the cow is suffering:

    It's meant to be, two legs shorter than the others!

    you call a cow with two legs your mom

    I saw a cow with only two leg before :( but it knows how to walk now:)

    What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak

    what do you call a cow with two legs? - your mom.

    i love this joke

    I like fucking cows

    I love these jokes!!!

    Mejsjejsjjsmsjsjsi=you mom

    What do you call a call a cow with three legs? Tritip!

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