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Lean and Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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Hey, listen up, buttercup! So, a cow with two legs is "lean beef" because it's, like, thinner, right? And a cow with no legs is "ground beef" because it's been, uh, grounded. Get it? I am a bear.

Comments (22)

I love these jokes but the cow is suffering:

It's meant to be, two legs shorter than the others!

you call a cow with two legs your mom

I saw a cow with only two leg before :( but it knows how to walk now:)

What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak

what do you call a cow with two legs? - your mom.

i love this joke

I like fucking cows

I love these jokes!!!

Mejsjejsjjsmsjsjsi=you mom

What do you call a call a cow with three legs? Tritip!