Cow jokes
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."