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Why the cow wanted to be an astronaut?Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
What did the cow 🐄 watch moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard
Why do orphans have water with their cereal because the dad never came back with the cow
What is a difference between a cow and a chicken
Its white and its brown
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund? The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie".
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away? Get to the ground beef
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow, the cow said to another cow, "it's a miracle, I'm pregnant." the other cow said, "that's impossible it's only us cows in the field you must be joking." The first cow said, "nope I'm serious... no bull."
WOULD YOU RATHER: Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t? or Drink a gallon of sperm?
What happens when a Cow Farm gets destroyed, then built up again? It'll be udder renovation!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents? Grounded beef.
kylin milks me all day like ima cow
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
what do you call a cow that no one likes? the mooser
Q:what do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!!!!
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
