Cow jokes
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Memes
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...