Facial Hair jokes
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
