Facial Hair jokes

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

Sir, I mustache you a question...

Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.

What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?

I moustache you a question.

Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂

Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.

Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.

I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

What do you call a cow's facial hair?

A moostache.

What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?

A pistachio.

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

I used to hate facial hair,

but then it grew on me.

I love your hair today.

How did you get it to come out your nose like that?

Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.