Country jokes
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
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Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.