Country jokes
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
China should be a baseball team.
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.