Country jokes
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
Memes
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
China should be a baseball team.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."