Country jokes
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
Memes
Miku became an american
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
"North America, best America."
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Germany is...
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.