Country jokes
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
Memes
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
"North America, best America."
Germany is...
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Your hairline goes back to China.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?