Country jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
Russia.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.