Country jokes
It's a Italy day outside the fields.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
When people are ready to die for their country:
Trust the Unionist Party.
Better than Reform.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.