What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
What do you call a racist community? America.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
