Country jokes
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Memes
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
It's a Italy day outside the fields.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
What do you call a racist community? America.
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.