I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
"North America, best America."
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
What is the continent that AWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope
Why is there more water than water because water is water
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
Super Boy from Korea.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
