Russia's Reboot Cards

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is for all the gamers out there, especially those who play games like Fortnite. See, in some video games, you can use a "reboot card" to bring a teammate back to life. The joke is that if Russia invaded the USA, their reboot cards would never expire, meaning they could just keep coming back! And you, my friend, probably think a reboot card is something you use to restart your computer when it freezes. Sheesh!