Country jokes
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
An astronaut has had a mid-life crisis. He decides to leave everything behind and become a country farmer.
He buys some land and equips himself with everything he needs. The following Monday, he's ready to go with his hoe in hand and is about to walk out the gate, but he can't get through.
Why, you might ask? He's got no arms.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!