Country jokes
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.