Country Jokes

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, flags big plus.

Texas 😂😂😂😂

What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?

A foreign exchange student.

At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.

When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,

and then you remember you’re French.

Two tweets are shown in a side by side comparison. The first tweet reads: "To be fair, you could drive for 149 hours across Vatican City if you drive slow enough." The second tweet below the first one reads: "You can drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia". The second tweet also includes an image of the Russian map with a line of travel highlighted. It shows the route from west to east of Russia and has a text bubble displaying '149 hr'.

Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?

Because they have a Target at every corner.

Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.

When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland. what are you when you are IN the bathroom?

European

So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!

The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."

The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."

Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.

Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.

In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.

What's the difference between America and a flash drive?

One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂

There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.

The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"