Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
China. There. :)
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
