Country jokes
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!