Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Fin Jokes
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Are you fin-ished with your work?
