Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine"
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death? No funeral costs
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both easy to lay. Both costly and time consuming to get rid of. .... What did saint peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly ? Wipe that Merc of your face.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your surgery will cost a lot of money. Buuuuuut what's this behind your ear? Oh it's still cancer
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
Stephan Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills He just couldn’t figure out who
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside
Yo Mama so Fat, she costs 15 elixir and 3 inferno towers can't kill her
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Why did a bisexual man wanted a physically handicapped ♿ 👨💼 👨 👬 gay man to give him a anonymous blowjob under the stall inside the men'restroom 🚻 🚹 at a restarea? because getting a blowjob from a call girl 👧 cost $75.00 👬 👬 👬 👬 👬 👬 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 👬 👬 👬 👬 👬 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭
Saw a dwarf and said "He costs 2 elixir"
He called the cops
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔 Answer: a buck an ear. 🤣
How much does a chimney cost? Its free cause its on the house.
it cost me $100 dollars to ride a taxi over your belly it was that big
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
