Cost

Cost jokes

Penny

    • Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?

    1 scent.

    I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?

    2 pears.

    I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?

    3 coppers.

    I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?

    4 Lincolns.

    I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?

    NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!

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    • Kid

    • When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.

    But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

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    • Student

    • If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.

    If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?

    If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.

    Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!

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    • Octopus

    • I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

    Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.

    But the vet charged me six quid.

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    • Cost memes

    Titanic

    • The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.

    Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

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    • Blonde

    • A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.

    The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."

    She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."

    Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"

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