Cost jokes

The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.

Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.

Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.

Gas is expensive nowadays.

In the 1940s, they got it for free.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.

Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?

Oh, it's still cancer.

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.

But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

What happened when the American broke his arm?

He went broke.

Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.

What was Hitler known for?

His exceptional cost efficiency.

Why do emo kids cost so much?

Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.

It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.

Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.

He just couldn’t figure out who.

Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?

They get a discount at the crematorium.

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"

Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.