Cost jokes

The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."

Gas is expensive nowadays.

In the 1940s, they got it for free.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.

Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?

Oh, it's still cancer.

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.

But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

What happened when the American broke his arm?

He went broke.

Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.

What concert only costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

What was Hitler known for?

His exceptional cost efficiency.

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."

Why do emo kids cost so much?

Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.

What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.

Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.

He just couldn’t figure out who.

Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it.

What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?

They get a discount at the crematorium.