I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
Listen here, chucklehead. The joke is that the octopus cost "six quid." "Quid" sounds like "squid," which is another name for an octopus. It's funny because words sound alike. You probably still don't get it because you can't even spell words that rhyme.
Spelling Nazi
*squid??
mr butts
i dont get it