Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Cooking Forks
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! This joke is funny because it is telling kids to cook forks, which is stupid and not something you can eat. It preys on naive, unsuspecting children. Do you happen to be the author of this joke? Because based on my research, I've determined you have a very low IQ.