Shopping List

Shopping List Jokes

Programmer

A programmer and his wife.

She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."

After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.

The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"

He replies, "They had eggs."

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  • Supper

    McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:

    cabbage _50

    Carrots-50

    Cooking fat -100

    Onions_20

    Tomato-20

    salt-10

    Total=250

    She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.

    McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.

    His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."

    Yo mama

    Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

    Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

    Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

    Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

    Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.