Condiment

Condiment Jokes

Jelly

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.

Ketchup

The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"

Hotdog

Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?

"Ketchup!"

Burger

What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?

Re-tarter sauce.

Kid

Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).

Ketchup

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

Sauce

What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?

She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.

Man

I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.

Mayonnaise

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.

Ketchup

What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."

Man

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.