How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
why there is a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
to bring sweet luck
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
Mustard
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
