Condiment jokes
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
I have a horse named Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.