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Ketchup Catch Up

Anonymous
4 years ago
  • "Ketchup with me, you are too slow."

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    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about "ketchup" sounding like "catch up." Get it? You probably don't because you have the brain capacity of a walnut.

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