Mayo Neighs

I bought a horse and named him Mayo.

Sometimes Mayo neighs.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, so this person names their horse "Mayo", right? And get this, sometimes "Mayo neighs" which sounds like "mayonnaise". You probably buy your mayo at the gas station, don't you?

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