What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
Mayonnaise's Dressing Room
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. You ever notice how mayonnaise is used as a dressing on food? And how people get dressed by putting on clothes? So the mayonnaise is making a pun, get it? A friggin' pun! Because it's a dressing... and it's dressing! Sheesh, some people need everything spelled out for 'em.
#jokelover
haha, that's hillarious