Mayonnaise's Dressing Room

  • What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. You ever notice how mayonnaise is used as a dressing on food? And how people get dressed by putting on clothes? So the mayonnaise is making a pun, get it? A friggin' pun! Because it's a dressing... and it's dressing! Sheesh, some people need everything spelled out for 'em.

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