Lettuce ketchup.
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
There was a race between Lettuce, a faucet, and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running, and the ketchup was trying to ketchup.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.
I don't put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.
