This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I had a horse named mayo and sometimes mayonnaise
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.
The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.
The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.
The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.
So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.
Jesus took bread and said: "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said: "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise and Peter said: "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo
