People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What happens when your make an asían girl squirt? She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
There was a race between Lettuce a faucet and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running and the ketchup was trying to ketchup
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said "We need to ketchup to the tomato"
To master puns you got to relish them first that's how I musterd it who knows maybe you will ketchup to my level
Mustard
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. Im talkin ketchup. My nlgga mustard on that BEAT!
why there is a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
to bring sweet luck
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?.
Re-tarter sauce.
what did the mustard say to the ketchup quit running so fast let me KETCHUP to you.
“One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and...“ He is interrupted. “Why are you saying this aloud?” A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, “You wanted to know how to live on your own. But I guess experience is more helpful,” he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
Lettuce: Tomato, your doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
