Competition jokes
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Player 138 eliminated...
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."