Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
