Competition jokes
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Player 138 eliminated...
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.