Tug of Whore

Alright, listen up, you big dummy! This ain't rocket science. The joke is a play on words, see? You know 'tug of war,' right? That game where two teams pull a rope? Well, this joke replaces 'war' with 'whore' because the guys are fighting over a 'slut,' which is another word for 'whore.' Get it? It's a pun, you slowpoke. You thought it was profound, didn't you? Bless your little heart.