As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Why are Americans badar clash Royale
Because they have already lost 2 towers
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at? Cross-country
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Player 138 eliminated...
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
