Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Kicking for Keeps
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying folks play soccer to practice kicking. Why? So they can kick hard enough to win a parent. It's like saying you gotta be tough to get adopted or something. You probably still live with your parents, you loser!