Kicking for Keeps

Why do people play soccer?

Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying folks play soccer to practice kicking. Why? So they can kick hard enough to win a parent. It's like saying you gotta be tough to get adopted or something. You probably still live with your parents, you loser!

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