Competition jokes
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!