Competition jokes
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
"Slow and steady wins the race."
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!
So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"