Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
