"did you go to the biscuit eating championship" "yea it was crackers"
Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away
As an honest Penaldo fan I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona. I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Why don't churches have WiFi? They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works
me and a wheel chair person was playing tag and i broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
why humans hate aliens because fortnite took them out of the game and i want aliens back in fortnte
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl
if u play game go play on ur sis
What's Americas no.1 class
target practice
Guy is at athletic meet. asks guy if he is a pole vaulter. He replies, No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter.
Theres a new cooking programme on bbc1 . The contestants are victims of domestic violence. Its called cant cook .... right hook
why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month. - LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up. DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
And there the referee taking down Ronaldo's number. Not really the time or the place but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Slow and steady wins the race
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck.”
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: I killed your horse... The second quickly left and when he returned he said: We have poisoned all your cows
I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, because I can't go straight, if i'm gay...
