Competition jokes
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
Memes
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”