Wheel chair soccer is just irl Rocket League. Change my mind.
society is like chess, its always whites vs blacks
South’s losing to broncos😹
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck.”
What competition do nuts participate in? The peanut butter cup.
I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, because I can't go straight, if i'm gay...
Slow and steady wins the race
my girlfriend was cheating in Uno
she's not the only one who can play that game
And there the referee taking down Ronaldo's number. Not really the time or the place but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
who did a barber win a race . he knew a short cut.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports? America
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight- nothing
Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it's cheating! Student- No! it's the object of the game.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To SWEEP the competition
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it
my friend: hey i got 15 kills! me: i got 60 kills! my friend: i didn't know you played call of duty! me: whats call of duty?
why is the record for longest jump kept by a emo there still hanging
When your friends talking about sports: Jake says " It was 17.56M people watching in basketball championship"🦁
Sam says " It was 113M People watching the Super Bowl" 😯🐱
Avion says "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching World Cup 😶🙀
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats the other one says “ your such a Cheetah!” Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1
