There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
Why can’t Orphans play sports? Because they don’t have a home team
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Why do cheetahs always win? Because they cheat
Why don't churches have WiFi? They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
