Competition Jokes

Russia vs Ukraine is ultimate csgo match ever!

An orphan went on a game show.

The host looked at him and said,”you can’t play this is family feud.”

*family are together playing charades*

Me: 50 Shades of Grey! Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on nan!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

How does the cheetah in every race

It’s always a cheetah

why dont shurches have wifi?

They cant compete with an invisible force that actuallyworks

North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."

Why are Americans badar clash Royale

Because they have already lost 2 towers

why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? so he could win the race.

You know the sport that Mexicans are good at? Cross-country

why does steven hawking need some screens

he needs to win those fortnite tournaments and get to champions league

Player 138 eliminated...

me, smashes mouse after losing a match, everybody at the pet race: :O

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?

To drop some SERIOUS wordplay

Why do people play soccer

Because people need to kick harder to win a parent

when you went to a ugly competition the judges said no professionals aloud

I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son. We both drank them at the same time, and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.

It's the Olympics

Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly