Competition jokes
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite." Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly." Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game." Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..." Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
Player 138 eliminated...
And the Lord said onto John, "Come forth to receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.