Favorite Pokémon of Soccer Players

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This one's about Pokémon, those pocket monsters you probably only know from your little brother's trading cards. See, soccer players like to score *goals*, and there's a Pokémon called Golduck. Get it? Goal...duck? It's wordplay, genius! You probably think a 'hat trick' is something a magician does, don't you?