Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
Alright listen up, chucklenuts. This "Penaldo" song is all about makin' fun of Cristiano Ronaldo, but callin' him "Cristiano Columbus" instead. The lyrics imply he scores a "fucking lot" against weak teams (farmers) and mostly through penalties or easy tap-ins. "Allez, Allez, Allez" is from a popular football chant, which the author found to be hilarious and appropriate for the song. You probably think that's clever, huh? Bet you can't even name three countries that aren't in Europe.
