Gold Medal jokes
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.