Gold Medal jokes
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Memes
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.