What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!