Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
