What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!