Competition jokes
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."
So we stopped playing chess.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool? Posiedown.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.