Competition Jokes

I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables

Why cant orphans play baseball

Because they cant find home

What do you call a injured person who doesn't wanna play a game with u? A soar loser

What is better than a paralympic gold medal?? Walking😂😂😂

Why was the leper hockey game canceled? It was because of a face-off in the corner.

Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “ you’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup”

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.

Americans don't like playing chess with muslims, last time they did play they ended up losing two towers.

Q. Why did sally get beat up? A. She couldn’t fight back.

What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?

Gasar

Why did the African win the food eating contest. Begginers luck.

POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE:I wanna be the berry best, like no won ever was. To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel a cross the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to Under-strand, the lower that's in Sike. Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a whirl'd you must de-blend, Poke him on! Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all! Poke him on!

I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.