Competition

Competition Jokes

Russia

What are Russia's favorite netball positions?

Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.

Priest

What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?

A: They both come in a little behind.

Ant

22 ants were playing football in a saucer.

One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”

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  • Emo

    Who can jump the highest?

    Emos, some of them are still in the air.

    Orphan

    Why can't an orphan play basketball?

    Because no one will be cheering them on.

    Hairline

    Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"

    Strike

    why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?

    He kept making strikes.

    Insult

    Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

    Shooter

    The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.

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  • Contest

    I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

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  • Roblox

    Roblox Talent Shows be like:

    Host: Next Up is Bob!

    Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-

    *Buzzing Noises*

    Judges: You suck!

    Bob: I'm reporting!

    *Bob get's kicked from the server*

    Yo mamma

    Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

    Olympics

    What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

    Not being retarded.

    Friend

    A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.

    Funeral

    When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣