Competition jokes
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"
Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"
Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."
Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"
Husband: "Gold, of course!"
Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.