Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
Feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
RHYME RACING
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To SWEEP the competition
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition
Mr.beast challenge in Memphis be like last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Roses are red fiolets are blue ur so flat we can play chess on ur chest
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."
So we stopped playing chess.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books, Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: I killed your horse... The second quickly left and when he returned he said: We have poisoned all your cows
Dad- Son do you want to play roc’ ‘‘em soc robots?
Son- sure, let me get it from the closet
Dad- No, bring your sisters, just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled? It was because of a face-off in the corner.
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
your mum is so ugly she tried to join a ugly competition they said sorry no pervecinoals
