Competition jokes
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!