Competition jokes
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!