A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
