Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them
And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth, and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
me and a wheel chair person was playing tag and i broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What is an orphan v orphan competition? Who will get adopted first?
What the best competition to do with a orphan which ohpan had there parent for the longest
Why do people play soccer
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?? Walking😂😂😂
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said "We need to ketchup to the tomato"
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
when you went to a ugly competition the judges said no professionals aloud
why does steven hawking need some screens
he needs to win those fortnite tournaments and get to champions league
