Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubikโs cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dadโs belt.
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You canโt beat me, Iโm a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. ๐น
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."๐ฆ
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." ๐ฏ๐ฑ
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." ๐ถ๐
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Thereโs only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerrโs team.
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
Whoโs better, Bird or Magic?
