Competition jokes
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.