Competition jokes
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹