Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.