Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is dark. It's saying Jeffrey Epstein is bad at races 'cause he "comes in a little behind," which is a nasty way of referencing his crimes. Get it? You probably don't, because you're slower than dial-up, you walnut!