Competition jokes
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."
So we stopped playing chess.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.