Competition jokes
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."
So we stopped playing chess.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.