Competition jokes
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."
So we stopped playing chess.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.