Roses are red Violets are blue God made me pretty WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU
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What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
What is the best joke of all time? Feminism
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times It’s all about execution
A llahu Aks into a bar...
And it blows up!
I told a furry, dont call your self a joke! I said to the furry, Joke has meanings.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and i asked him "why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time i perform people tell me I need new material."
My teacher asked the class to stand up if your dumb, no one did so she said “ comon someone must be dumb” and pointed over to the left side of the class room , lil Jonny stands up , “do you think ur dumb ,lil Jonny ?” Asked the teacher ,”no I just feel bad for you , your the only one who who’s stood up “ replied lil Jonny!
I would make a disabled joke But they never work
This is the true worst joke ever: What did the person say to the other guy when he met him? Hi!
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying. My friend: what’s wrong? Me: nothing its just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza but it's really... Cheesy I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
I like my women how I like my golf score. Low in the 80s and with a handicap.
spongebob teeth upside down is the twin towers spongebob:9 letters squarepants:11 letters Sponebob did 9/11
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil.... But it’s quite point less
What goes hahaha bonk A man laughing his head off
What do you call a injured person who doesn't wanna play a game with u? A soar loser
