My dad died in 911 and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane next to soul plane
My favorite dark joke are orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Why do orphans love home alone they like to see a familiar picture.
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
What do eggs 🍳 like doing on stage?
Cracking yolks
q: what are women better than men at doing
a: winning arguments
q: what are men better than women at doing
a: winning swimming titles
What the difference between Clark Kent and Chicken Noodle.
One is Super. The other is just Soup.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes maybe ask their family
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. they are actually pretty funny. and i will show you y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Those were an a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves? Buy more earplugs!
Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
Why did the twin towers go shopping
To get some plane bread
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
what do you call a mexican with one leg? Border hopper
What shoe shop would be a Lesbains best friend decimen
Q: why are school shooting jokes funny
A: because their intended for a young audience.
Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
How does a woman scare a gynecologist
By becoming ventriloquist
