Comedy jokes
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
big gay balls
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.