Comedy jokes

I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.

Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?

Neither has he. 😂😂

What did God say when he made Jake Paul?

"Oops, I made a mistake."

Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

Stephen Hawking tried comedy.

His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

The trom-BONE!

P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.

I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.

It's just too tear-able.

Cesar: What was that good salad called?

Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.

Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?

Servant: Hail, Cesar.

Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!

Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.

Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!

What did the squirrel say to the dog?

"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"

You got a black cat.

He was bad luck.

Everyone left you and you committed suicide.

What a CATastrophe!

When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.

What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.

Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.

Papyrus: Well come to the underground.

Sans: How was your falls?

Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.

Sans: Give me your balls!

What do classical musicians do when they die?

They decompose.

I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.

I love telling jokes about orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?