Comedy jokes
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
oh my god guys
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
69.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!