Comedy jokes

Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?

Because there's too many ears.

How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?

She closes the car door.

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

Me and my friend were duck hunting.

He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?

'Cuz he's the Father!!!

Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.

My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.

Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.

*Takes huge bite of air.*

You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!

Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."

Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.

What's an Indian's favorite store?

Red Dot.

My mom told me a joke about boxing.

I guess I missed the punch line.

I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"