Comedy jokes

Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?

'Cuz he's the Father!!!

Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.

My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.

I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.

Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.

*Takes huge bite of air.*

You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!

Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."

Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"

My mom told me a joke about boxing.

I guess I missed the punch line.

I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."

How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?

He CRACKed up.

Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.

Q. You know what really bugs me?

A. Insect puns.

I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.

A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”

What's an Indian's favorite store?

Red Dot.

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.

So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.

The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!