Comedy jokes
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
You might think these jokes are plane.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.