Comedy jokes

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

Me and my friend were duck hunting.

He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.

Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?

'Cuz he's the Father!!!

Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.

I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.

My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.

Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.

*Takes huge bite of air.*

You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!

Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.

789.

Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.

I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.

My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

What did one chair say to the other?

"I'm so bummed out!"

What show do gay men watch?

"2 and a Half Men!"

Lol at this one fellas!