Comedy jokes
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Line (DYM 105)
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Heard the Helen Keller single? It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"