Comedy jokes
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Look in the mirror. There's a joke for you.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
Culture for some reason.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
Helen Keller walked into a bar.
Then a table.
Then a chair.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
Orphans got me like: 😂
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!