Student: Hey! did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?; Teacher: No?; Student: all I can say about it is, Well, Well Well.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up. If you don't like them your just hard boiled
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are Humerus
Warning:if u dont like gummy bears DO NOT READ
Q:what do you call a mexican gummy bear
A:Delici-Oso
you know the phrase "one mans trash is another mans treasure"great phrase,Bad way to find out your adopted
Kobe: stop doing dark humor!
Me:why they dont land well together ?
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan it would be Twelve Years a Slave 🤣
what did the mans dick say to the man
i just cant "hand"le it
What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Lick-alot-a-pus
My name is Jafar I come from afar There's a bomb in my car Allahul Akbar
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants???? A. A cock and a few hairs (hares)
huh im really pissed of no matter how many jokes i make no one likes themðŸ˜ðŸ˜:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11???
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because she was feeling bonely
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
My Jokes Are Pretty Bone-arifick if i say so my self Hehhehe...Get it?
Me: I need a good roast. My friend: take me
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
