Comedy jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
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I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Memes
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
*JMC*
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"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.