Comedy jokes
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
*JMC*
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"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
kiibati orojo?
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!