I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Comedy Jokes
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
kiibati orojo?
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
