Comedy

Comedy Jokes

why can't an orphan live peacefully, Technoblade: as a ghost he could locate all orphan withing 2 weeks

Actor 1: "I'm Micheal with a b and I hate insects" Actor 2: 'Wheres the b?" Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"

Ok so I have a joke for you,go look in the mirror and when you realise come back to me and tell me.

Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂

Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up

Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me

how did you get sally into a blender? -without much resistance how do you get sally out of a blender? -tortilla chips

A man runs into a church and shouts are there any dawarf nuns in the monsistary,the pope said no causing the man to say to his friend I told you you fucked a penguin