Comedy jokes
Mexican Comedy Week
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Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
Cooper is funny.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Funny.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!