Color jokes
What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Why did the tomato go red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.
With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.
His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.
In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.
Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.
For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What color is a burp?
Burple!