Color jokes
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Why did the tomato go red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.
With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.
His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.
In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.
Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.
For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.
Memes
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
What color is a burp?
Burple!
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What is red and puts out fire?
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
what is george floyd's favorite shade of color? kneeon.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."