Color jokes
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
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Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What is yellow?
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.