Color jokes
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
What color is a burp?
Burple!
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
What is red and puts out fire?
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What is yellow?
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.