Color jokes
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What is yellow?
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
What is red and puts out fire?
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
Roses are red, Larry is bad.
I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!