Color jokes
Your penis is literally BLUE!
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
What is yellow?
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
Roses are red, Larry is bad.
I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
What’s green, fuzzy, and falls out of a tree? A pool table.