What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
Color Jokes
Your penis is literally BLUE!
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
Roses are red, Larry is bad.
I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!
WHHHYYYY
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
What’s green, fuzzy, and falls out of a tree? A pool table.
Why is the sun red today?
The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
