Color jokes
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What is green?
Grass, you tard!
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
Uranus is blue.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!