Color jokes
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What is yellow?
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
What is red and puts out fire?
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).