Irrelephant jokes
I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
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So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.