Irrelephant jokes

I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.

What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelephant.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.

So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.