Irrelephant jokes
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.