Irrelephant jokes

I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.

What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelephant.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.

I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.