New Color Jokes

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.

An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."

They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And ur mom is too

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black. I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

They say I have a sliver tongue, I'll let you make it white

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head? So she claims to be

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights

Adam and Eve are wondering wether they are black or white. Eve says why dont you go and ask god. So Adam goes into the garden of eden and shouts out to god are we black or white? A big booming voice bellows out YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE. He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. How do you know asks Eve. Because he said you are what you are Adam replied. Why does that mean we are white? asked Eve. Because if we were black he would have said You is what you is.

Where does bad light end up at?

In prism.

What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?

A black woman dressed for church.

if a dog is white with black spots then it is 90% great and 10 % guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors