Color jokes

What’s black and white and red all over?

A Milano’s cherry.

Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?

Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"

Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"

Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."

Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"

Husband: "Gold, of course!"

Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."

Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"

Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.

What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.

What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?

She had small tits.

I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.

I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."

What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?

Skittles.

How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?

When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?

I guess orange is the new black.

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.

I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."

You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.

An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."

They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.