New Color Jokes

What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?

I guess orange is the new black.

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.

I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."

You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.

An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."

They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!