Color jokes
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Uranus is blue.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)