Color jokes

I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.

Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?

Boys: blue is blue.

Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"

Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?

A: Someone who just ate beans.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.

My hair is blue, and I'm blue!

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Life is like a bag of jellybeans.

Nobody likes the black ones.

Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams "bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied "aunts and uncles." Oh. Next thing he hears is "dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he know, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling "fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut, Johnny, it means cut!!!!" Oh.

Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings, and Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."

Roses are red,

Lilies are white,

One race ends up dead

And the other ends up bright.

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.

Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"

Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.