Color jokes

What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.

What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.

What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.

What is black and white and red all over?

A newspaper.

What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?

Abortion of chips.

Why was the whale sad?

Because he is blue!

Where does bad light end up at?

In prism.

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

What is an orange cucumber?

A carrot, duh!

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

Why does Batman only wear black?

Because he's emo!

What is my favorite color? Yellow.

Uranus is blue.

Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?

Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)

What's yellow and can't swim?

Georgie.

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

Why are handicap signs blue?

Because they're all Crips.

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

What is yellow? The sun ☀️.

What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!

The other day I lost all my crayons.

I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!