Uranus is blue.
Color Jokes
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
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What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Why did the tomato go red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
