Color jokes
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Uranus is blue.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.