Color jokes
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Memes
Uranus is blue.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.