Color jokes
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
Memes
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Uranus is blue.
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.