What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke plays on the expectation that the answer to "What's twelve inches and white?" is gonna be somethin' dirty. But BAM! It's just "nothing". Get it? It's funny because it ain't funny. I heard you were born in a barn. Were you raised by a horse?
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Nothing