Clothing jokes
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.