Clothing jokes
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Memes
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.