Clothing jokes
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."
Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."
Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."
Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"
Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"
Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."
Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."
Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."
Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"
Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."
Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦
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1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!