Clothing jokes
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
Memes
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"