Clothing jokes
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Memes
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!