Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Clothing Jokes
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
